Oh, Kimbo Slice. I just can't quit you


The bearded man who won all of our hearts by beating down men in backyards and parking lots is back again to delight us with his mixed martial arts antics.

Kimbo Slice stars in ... season 10 of The Ultimate Figther.

Coming soon to Spike TV.

Is this really happening? Pinch me, because it feels like a dream.

There are so many possibilities with this announcement that my mind is racing. A show that I already enjoy just got a lot more entertaining.

Here are a few of the scenarios that might occur during Slice's time on this reality show:

1. Slice takes full advantage of his time in the house and the unlimited supply of alcohol and ends up fighting another cast member in the backyard. (It's what he knows and many fighters not as well known for their outdoor prowess have blown their chance at the UFC by doing this.)

2. Slice shows terrible work ethic in training and gasses out in the first round of his preliminary fight. (I smell an arm bar. Maybe a BJJ black belt will pull off a gogoplata for good measure.)

3. Slice actually comes there to work, but is badly outclassed by a more experienced fighter in his fight. Even though he loses quickly, he gains the respect of Dana White and his coaches. (Crazier things have happened.)

4. Slice comes in a dominates the competition. His story inspires several other porn site security guards to follow their ultimate fighting dreams. (This has to be what Hollywood is rooting for.)

I'm an MMA fan, so I would watch the show whether Kimbo was on it or not.

This will certainly draw in more of an audience to Spike than it has seen before on the show. It's definitely going to trump the Dudes Night Out Awards as far as ratings are concerned.

Dana White drops f-bombs every four words and has close to zero tact, but nobody can say the guy isn't smart.

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